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| Irene gonna mess you up |
With Irene lurking off the coast like so many ghastly Nosferatu incarnates, it's important to have a solid plan. You have to prioritize and get everything set well before the hurricane is to hit. My plan at this point consists mostly of making sure I have a stock of red wine (you're
supposed to drink it warm!), some manner of food stuff (Doritos) and a pile of fully-charged electronics devices, to be used ONE AT A TIME. Oh, and some candles. A SH*T TON of candles. Also a palette of anti-bacterial wipes.
Basically I'm going to hide, alternatively watching
Home Movies and playing
Ocarina of Time 3D until I pass out from either wine or terror.
I feel like it's a pretty solid plan, but I'm interested to hear what everyone else is doing.
Batteries. Check.
ReplyDeleteNintendo DS. Check.
Board games. Check.
Flashlights. Check.
Pretending this is the zombie d-day. Check.
gassing up the grill, replacing my beer stock with wine (good call) and getting a power converter for the car.
ReplyDeleteIt's times like this I wish the auto-cook instant noodles from Cowboy BeBop existed. I think almost as much as the space ship and data dog, I was hoping those would be invented soon.
ReplyDeleteI'm going to buy as many quarts of Hurricane malt liquor as I can fit in my sensible Asian vehicle and hope for the best.
ReplyDeleteGodspeed.
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